The Incorporated States of Socialist test 395 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.632 billion Socialist test 395ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 395ian economy, worth 965 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,457 Platinums, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, the statue in the Flanders Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 395's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Socialist test 395 is ranked 6,892^nd in the world and 289^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,949.22 on the Gilded Widget Scale.